Well, one because there will probably be no church boys. And two because last summer when I did my internship in Beijing, I was mainly hit on by 30 year-old co-workers who still lived with their moms, creepy old men with jade rings, and overly buff marines who looked like they could crush me if they accidentally sat on me.
My mom just smirked and asked, "Well, do you know how to do email dating?"
She then told me that since I'm an intellectual (questionable), I can just email boys and be satisfied with imagined love. While reading poetry.
Jody jumped in with helpful tips about online dating websites that her other 11 year-old friends "accidentally" created profiles for.
But her advice did come with a warning: No matter what I do, I shouldn't share cups with those boys (the ones I meet online), because apparently in fifth grade, that's as good as getting married.
1 comment:
hahahha that is exactly what happened! Well captured!
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