Dear Provo,
I think I've figured it out. You're schizophrenic.
In Katy Perry's words, "you're hot and you're cold; you're yes and you're no . . . "
It's ok. We're all confused about our identity at different points in our lives (exhibit A: me).
Can I recommend you a counselor? My cousin, Tiffany, is a fantastic social worker.
Maybe I can even pretend to get you a discount code.
love,
Sisi
1 comment:
bahahahahaha! there's NO help for PROVO!!!!
But yeah, I'll do it for the money, including your discount....
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