Boy: I like your black leather boots. You look like an elf girl.
I make a face.
Boy: No, it's a serious compliment.
Me: Thank you, dwarf boy?
Boy: That's not nice.
Me: . . .
Boy: Haven't you watched the Lord of the Rings?
Boy: All the elves are hot babes.
Duh. And this whole time, I was thinking Santa's workshop and elf servitude.
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