Saturday, May 29, 2010

Tough Love

My little 11 year-old brother has a band. And they sing love songs. Or more like we-hate-love kind of love songs. Yesterday, they were rocking out to Bon Jovi's "You give love a bad name". I started laughing when they all screamed how they were "shot through the heart" by girls. When I asked one of them if he's even got a crush at school, he looked away shyly and shook his head.

My even younger sister must have been taking notes. Later that day when I asked her about a scratch she's got, she shrugged and looked at me.

Jody: It's got to hurt before it gets better.

Me: Like love?

Jody: Exactly.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Waipo lessons #2: Taking the pill

Boys I date complain that I am non-committal. My parents believe that I'm travel-crazy to be ready to settle down. My sister just thinks that I am not done flirting.

To be honest, one of my biggest fear about getting married has always been about birth control.

I use to literally cry when I had to take pills. Each pill would take an agonizing half an hour to swallow. Over time, I learned to pretend to swallow then spit it out when my mom's back was turned.

Last summer when I had to take antibiotics for my snakebite, my friends at the Barlow center sat with me to make sure that I actually ate my medicine. Little did they know that I never really swallowed any of them. Needless to say, my foot got infected and became kind of spongy. It was gross.

The other day, my waipo just handed me a packet of vitamin pills and a glass of water.

I fidgeted.

I then started to do my little stockpiling-in-the-cheek trick.

She just sat there and pointed out that she's not stupid.

I was shocked.

So, I swallowed.

And it wasn't too bad.

----- And now, I take my vitamins twice a day.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Kiss and tell

A random man kissed me on the metro today.

Right on the back of my neck, where boyfriends weren't even allowed.

I would have slapped him but I couldn't move.

That's how packed the Beijing metro was during rush hour.

So I gave him the mental death glare instead.

I'm just glad that I wasn't facing him.